While were talking about sack-less bags of shit lets get to the rest of you fuckers. Starting with the biggest one.
Decatur Staleys (135.30) - Chiefs (156.06)
The Chiefs did me a favor last week, by handily beating our illustrious sports writer, can he still be called that if he doesn't write. Seriously Grant if I wanted to be disappointed week after week then I would have drafted Stevan Ridley. The Chiefs are on a roll here winning 2 in a row, thanks to Johnny and Grant. Someone let Hull and the NFL Chiefs know that the're not supposed to win games. Good ole Julio led the charge for the Chiefs racking up 34.70. Enjoy it while it lasts, Roddy won't be a decoy all season.
Next Matchups:
Decatur Staleys Vs. Bear Down Brawlers
Chiefs Vs. Show Me Your TD's
Hey Grant, just in case I didn't make myself clear.
Now back tour regularly scheduled blog...
Blowout of the Week!!!
Bear Down Brawlers (203.32) - Sawyer Shinobi's (103.88)
Now this is the way fantasy football is supposed to be Johnny being on the receiving end of back to back ass kickings. Nearly Don's entire roster had or came close to having double digits, all led by DeSean Jackson throwing up 34.80 points. While Johnny had to start an active receiver that put up a big old Goose Egg, against Jacksonville!. Hows that "taking 2 top ten Quarterbacks" draft strategy working out for you there Johnny? I hated my draft when it was said and done, but I told myself at least I drafted better than Johnny. Now watch, Drew Brees or Andrew Luck will start playing, both Quarterback and Wide receiver position. Be reclassified as such and Johnny will look like a genius. Fingers crossed Johnny! Anyways, Johnny keep up the good work and someone tell Don that he wins games in his other league, not this one...
Next Matchup:
Bear Down Brawlers Vs Decatur Staleys
Sawyer Shinobi's Vs Baltimore
Johnathon Sawyer: Proving that anyone can write a blog, but not everyone can draft, since 2005.
Angry Computer Nerd (151.68) - Patriots (142.10)
This was a big, steamy, pile for me. Yes, I squeaked by with a victory, but managed to lose about half my team to injury in the process. By Sunday afternoon I was chalking up another loss and thinking about starting an exercise regiment for my fat ass, since I obviously suck at fantasy football. Well thank god I don't have to do that and thank god for the Seahawks Defense shutting down Anquan Boldin. Anyways, Jimmy Graham and Jordy Nelson saved my ass this week, while Anquan Boldin and an inactive Nick Fairley let the Patriots down. I must say after losing to the wife last year, its nice to be able to pee standing up in my house again.
Next Matchup:
Angry Computer Nerd Vs.Unverile Unvirile Invalids (That's how you're supposed to spell it)
Patriots Vs. 49ers
Baltimore Crabs (142.48) - Show Me Your TD's (130.38)
First let me say "Thank you Scott" for setting the free agency bar so high that you have to pay $40 to get the player you want. While I'm cursing you now, it'll pay off later when people are broke and I can get who I want at a reasonable price. So even with his high price acquisition of Julius Thomas and a respectable score of 13.70 it still wasn't enough to crack the Crabs. Scott's group of under-performers do show promise and hopefully I'll play him before they decide to get their act together. Dick's team was balling again, not as much as week 1, but enough to show his TD's. Dick seriously 1st years can't win the trophy so quit trying. What do you think this is, the Unitas League?
Next Matchup:
Baltimore Crabs Vs. Sawyer Shinobi's (Look who's going to go 3-0)
Show Me Your TD's Vs. Chiefs (Look who's going 0-3????)
Packers (132.90) -Unverile Unvirile Invalids (120.26)
Corey really man, I figured you would at least google the word first, before making it your team name. This was a difficult loss for the Invalids With several of his players getting injured and posting low scores he fell just short of victory. Then to add insult to injury you had Brandon laying down the smack talk. Seriously Brandon there's no place for that kind of negativity in this league ... You lousy piece of shit. The Packers had a solid performance from most of his team, but his savior was A-Rod going HAM for 47.90. When's the Packers bye week?
Next Matchup:
Packers Vs. DaBears
Unverile Unvirile Invalids Vs. Angry Computer Nerd
Nail Biter of the Week!!!!!
DaBears (180.90) - 49ers (176.48)
I can hear Patrick now "Fucking Bullshit! Fuck You Seattle Defense and Fuck You Marshawn Lynch!" Tough loss both personally and Fantasy wise for the 49ers here. Ehhh,. It's what you get for stealing all my picks in the draft. DaBears overachieved last week by outperforming player point projections for almost every slot. Except for Frank Gore which was snuffed out by the Seahawks D. I guess that's why Todd dropped his load ($35) on James Starks in free agency. Will Starks turn out to be the "Money Shot" or just another sticky mess on the floor? Only time can tell, but keep spending that money people!
Next Matchup:
DaBears Vs. Packers
49ers Vs. Patriots
Just some Randomness
Because I can
Good Luck,
The commissioner
Next Matchups:
Decatur Staleys Vs. Bear Down Brawlers
Chiefs Vs. Show Me Your TD's
Hey Grant, just in case I didn't make myself clear.
Blowout of the Week!!!
Bear Down Brawlers (203.32) - Sawyer Shinobi's (103.88)
Now this is the way fantasy football is supposed to be Johnny being on the receiving end of back to back ass kickings. Nearly Don's entire roster had or came close to having double digits, all led by DeSean Jackson throwing up 34.80 points. While Johnny had to start an active receiver that put up a big old Goose Egg, against Jacksonville!. Hows that "taking 2 top ten Quarterbacks" draft strategy working out for you there Johnny? I hated my draft when it was said and done, but I told myself at least I drafted better than Johnny. Now watch, Drew Brees or Andrew Luck will start playing, both Quarterback and Wide receiver position. Be reclassified as such and Johnny will look like a genius. Fingers crossed Johnny! Anyways, Johnny keep up the good work and someone tell Don that he wins games in his other league, not this one...
Next Matchup:
Bear Down Brawlers Vs Decatur Staleys
Sawyer Shinobi's Vs Baltimore
Johnathon Sawyer: Proving that anyone can write a blog, but not everyone can draft, since 2005.
Angry Computer Nerd (151.68) - Patriots (142.10)
This was a big, steamy, pile for me. Yes, I squeaked by with a victory, but managed to lose about half my team to injury in the process. By Sunday afternoon I was chalking up another loss and thinking about starting an exercise regiment for my fat ass, since I obviously suck at fantasy football. Well thank god I don't have to do that and thank god for the Seahawks Defense shutting down Anquan Boldin. Anyways, Jimmy Graham and Jordy Nelson saved my ass this week, while Anquan Boldin and an inactive Nick Fairley let the Patriots down. I must say after losing to the wife last year, its nice to be able to pee standing up in my house again.
Next Matchup:
Angry Computer Nerd Vs.
Patriots Vs. 49ers
Baltimore Crabs (142.48) - Show Me Your TD's (130.38)
First let me say "Thank you Scott" for setting the free agency bar so high that you have to pay $40 to get the player you want. While I'm cursing you now, it'll pay off later when people are broke and I can get who I want at a reasonable price. So even with his high price acquisition of Julius Thomas and a respectable score of 13.70 it still wasn't enough to crack the Crabs. Scott's group of under-performers do show promise and hopefully I'll play him before they decide to get their act together. Dick's team was balling again, not as much as week 1, but enough to show his TD's. Dick seriously 1st years can't win the trophy so quit trying. What do you think this is, the Unitas League?
Next Matchup:
Baltimore Crabs Vs. Sawyer Shinobi's (Look who's going to go 3-0)
Show Me Your TD's Vs. Chiefs (Look who's going 0-3????)
Packers (132.90) -
Corey really man, I figured you would at least google the word first, before making it your team name. This was a difficult loss for the Invalids With several of his players getting injured and posting low scores he fell just short of victory. Then to add insult to injury you had Brandon laying down the smack talk. Seriously Brandon there's no place for that kind of negativity in this league ... You lousy piece of shit. The Packers had a solid performance from most of his team, but his savior was A-Rod going HAM for 47.90. When's the Packers bye week?
Next Matchup:
Packers Vs. DaBears
Nail Biter of the Week!!!!!
DaBears (180.90) - 49ers (176.48)
I can hear Patrick now "Fucking Bullshit! Fuck You Seattle Defense and Fuck You Marshawn Lynch!" Tough loss both personally and Fantasy wise for the 49ers here. Ehhh,. It's what you get for stealing all my picks in the draft. DaBears overachieved last week by outperforming player point projections for almost every slot. Except for Frank Gore which was snuffed out by the Seahawks D. I guess that's why Todd dropped his load ($35) on James Starks in free agency. Will Starks turn out to be the "Money Shot" or just another sticky mess on the floor? Only time can tell, but keep spending that money people!
Next Matchup:
DaBears Vs. Packers
49ers Vs. Patriots
Just some Randomness
Because I can
The commissioner
