Whose fucking idea was it to bring in this ringer of a (fudge)Packers fan? There for a minute I thought he was going to break 200 points this week. Before I get into the games of the past week and next weeks match-ups I would like to send out my personal thanks out to the Chiefs for saving me from my homerism and taking C.J. second overall. Thanks, Hull! Now lets get to it.
Game 1: Titans Vs Bear Down Brawlers
I was nervous coming into this game thinking that I might have screwed up taking three running backs in the first three rounds of the draft and that my consecutive win streak over the Brawlers might finally come to an end. Thankfully my streak over the Brawlers continues on for a few more weeks with an outstanding game from Ray Rice and what I will admit was a lucky game from Kenny Britt. In week 2 the Titans take on the Chiefs and the Brawlers move on to face the Patriots.
Game 2: Patriots Vs 49ers
I don't know why but it is always a close game with these two. It even comes down to tenths of a point, doesn't it Patrick? The Patriots put up a valiant effort especially Monday night with Welker putting 33 points. But in the end even Welker couldn't overcome the suckfest that was the Pittsburgh Steelers on Sunday. It also doesn't hurt to have Rivers putting up 23 for you. In week 2 the 49ers will try their luck against the Gridiron Assassins.
Game 3: Lions Vs Decapitators
Well Johnny's luck from last season just seems to be carrying over into this one. After somehow being able to continue his draft day blunders by drafting the injured Terrell Thomas and now it looks like Colston will miss a month or two. I would like to say that the Decapitators put up a fight but truth is that the Lions waxed that ass. If it wasn't for Brees and Benson putting up over half his points this game would have been a massacre. Better luck to the Decapitators who face off with the Steelers in week 2. As far as the Lions they face the Packers and here's hoping Vick breaks his leg before I'm scheduled to play him.
Game 4: Steelers Vs Arrowheads
Well, Well, Well, I think the words "First to Worst" sums it all up. As far as the Arrowheads, way to make a statement by beating up on last years champ and wiping that shit eating grin off his face. Welcome to the league! Now start sucking before I have to play you. By the way tough loss with Berry for the year. The Arrowheads will try to continue their win streak against DaBears in week 2.
Game 5: Packers Vs DaBears
The new guy came into this league sandbagging himself saying that he hadn't been keeping up with football and didn't know how well he would do this year. I guess his strategy of drafting the entire Green Bay Packers is paying off so far but we will see if this pattern continues throughout the season. The Packers put great numbers on Thursday night but seemed to fizzle out by the end of the weekend. DaBears put up respectable numbers this week that would have beat half the people in our league, but all that matters right now is Wins and Loses.
Game 6: Chiefs Vs Gridiron Assassins
So which is worse? To be the person with the worst draft or to be beat by the person who had the worst draft. In this match up the the line ups seemed to favor the Chiefs but when Tom Brady throws for over 500 yards it tends to tip the scales in the Assassins favor. But this won't happen every week and the Assassins's numbers will come back closer to earth.
That will do it for this week. I will try to do a preview of the week 2 games if I have the time but with a couple hundred pages of reading to get to I doubt it. Good luck to everyone this week!
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