The Omitted Issue

This past weekend on my way to Nashville to watch the Titans get pummeled by a Andre Johnson-less Texans team.  SMH...  It was brought to my attention that apparently the one week I took off apparently everything happened in the league (or at least for Johnny and Scott).  So I decided to include a little bit from 3 weeks ago to make 1/6 of my reading base happy.  So here we go.  YEAH!  Johnny finally won a game and he did it with 4 people on by!  Maybe that should be your strategy from now, bench half your team and hope the other half carries you to victory.  Only flaw is that you can't play the Patriots every week.  Mr. Feldman...  Scott found it to be highly coincidental that the one week I didn't write the Blog was the same week he ruined my undefeated season.  So here you go Scott, I hope this makes up for the two game losing skid your in right now.

"In week 5 Blowout of the week it was the 'Clash of the Undefeated's'.  But with half of the Titan's team on bye it was more like leading cattle to slaughter.  The Lions took an early lead in this one and despite the legendary combination of Titus Young, James Starks, Isaac Redman on the Titans roster, the Lions just pulled further and further away in this one."
There you go guys.  Now everyone else is going to want to know why I don't write about their crappy team's "amazing" victories.  I hope your fucking happy.   Now lets get back to our regularly scheduled program.

Decapitators Vs Packers         (Blowout of the Week)


There's the Johnny that we've grown accustomed to.  I have to admit I was pulling for an underdog victory when Brees put up 45 points in the Sunday night game and they pulled him in the 4th quarter.  I was thinking No, Don't  Johnny only needs 30 more points.  In which by the way that game had been going it was very conceivable.  I can picture Brandon saying "Thank God" when they finally pulled Brees.  Next week the Decapitators take on the Lions and DaBears are given a gift next week since Green Bay is on bye ergo so is 3/4 of the (Fudge)Packers team.  (think about it)

Lions Vs Arrowheads 


Wow!  Loss number two for the Lions.  One more and that makes a streak.  Even the Mile High Messiah couldn't save the Lions Bye week team though he was their top scorer.  The Arrowheads has an unbelievable game out of (FUCKING) Arian Foster and Demarco Murray that managed to tame the Lions last week and give the Arrowheads a 20 point victory.  the Lions will face the Decapitators next week (don't fuck this up Scott) and the Arrowheads look to continue winning against the Steelers.

Bear Down Brawlers Vs Gridiron Assassins


What should have been an easy victory for the Brawlers he turned into a closer that I would have liked game.  It looked like a tough week for the Brawlers as just a couple members of his team were able to break double digits.  As for the Assassins well we'll just call them the new "Tino" and move on.  The Bear Down Brawlers look to keep putting up low numbers against the Titans next week, while the Gridiron Assassins will try to not give the game away to the Chiefs.

Steelers Vs. Dabears


It was an average game out of both teams here.  The deciding factor was Adrian Peterson putting up nearly 30 points for the Steelers to give him the victory.  Looking at some of the players on both of these teams I hope that they were plagued by the Bye Week Blues or it could be a long season for both of them.  The Steelers will take on the Arrowheads next week and DaBears will try their luck against the Packers.  May God go with you both.

Chiefs Vs 49ers


I really thought the Chiefs were going to pull this one off.  But with lackluster performances out of Reggie Wayne, Mercedes Lewis, and Chris Johnson (thanks again Hull) it makes it difficult to win games even when Seattle's Defense puts up 21 points for you (WTF?!) Even though both teams had players that just didn't show up for them, the Chiefs just managed to have more.  Which was the main reason for their demise.  Next week the Chiefs look to take on the Gridiron assassins in what should be a bounce back game for them and the 49ers look for victory against the Patriots.

Titans Vs Patriots       (Nail-Biter of the Week)


It was a disgraceful game for both the Tennessee Titans(Thank god i didn't pick up their D)  and the Titans this week.  In what should have been an easy game for both one team gets blown out (Fucking Arian Foster) and the other just barely squeaks by a win.  Let's hope that both teams bounce back this week, which is a possibility since Tennessee plays the Colts and I look to continue my undefeated streak against Don.  Here's hoping for the the best!


On a side note I wanted to give a little love to Patrick's 49ers who are now sitting at 5-1 and comming off their bye.  It only took 10 + years of Patrick saying that this is their year, but who knows this could be their year.  Also the Steelers play the Patriots this weekend in real life which is basically a game of which team I despise more.  Since both teams will be in the same place at the same time it would be a great time for any terrorists to take out two birds with one stone...  Just Saying.  : p

Good luck to everyone this weekend!