Thank God for Illegal Motion

Last week the slate of games were important ones for a lot of people, but others have already given up hope and started planning for next year.  As usual lets start out with the Blowout of the Week.  This weeks blowout goes to the Patriots.  I believe this is Amy's first time winning BOTW, but going against the Brawlers which is already playing for first pick in next years draft, that isn't saying much.  Next week the Patriots take on the Assassins and the Brawlers will play the Chiefs.  (which is my pick for Toilet Bowl Champion.)  Next we had the Lions and Packers.  I thought the Pack had the Lions beat in this one, but the Gronk brought him back in Monday nights game.  Lions play the Steelers and the Packers play the Arrowheads.  Now with what I thought should have been the nail biter of the week,  Titans Vs Chiefs.  I dont know if anybody watched Monday nights game, I didn't because I had already conceded and figured that there was no way Aaron Hernandez wouldn't score at least 9 points against the Chiefs.  So I played Skyrim instead.  When I went to bed I caught the last three minutes of the game and checked my score.  Patriots were dominating and somehow I was still up by 4 points.  2nd and goal with about 43 secs on the clock Hernandez catches a touchdown and I feel like puking.  But wait, what's this?  Illegal motion on the Offense.  Fuck yeah!!!   Titans play the 49ers and the Chiefs play Brawlers.

I'm sorry, correction The Decapitators got BOTW against the Steelers.  In what was a crucial game for the Steelers to continue to be a strong contender for the playoffs, the Decapitators absolutely crushed him.  Steelers still have a shot against the Lions and the Decapitators can also still make a run for it against DaBears.  (Holy shit, how is that even possible!)  The 49ers defeated the Assassins by 10  in a game which if the Assassins had actually put in a roster probably would have crushed the 49ers.  49ers play the Titans and the Assassins take on the Patriots.  Finally we have the true Nail Biter of the Week DaBears Vs Arrowheads.  In what was a critical division game between these two it came down to Monday night.  With DaBears holding about a 20 point lead, the Arrowheads had Dwayne Bowe and Derrick Johnson going into Monday night.  But with the one sided score in the actual game his players were only able to bring it within 42 hundredths of a point.  Now here is my warning and it has happened before. On Tuesday night the NFL can issue Stat corrections and that can possibly change the outcome of this fantasy game.  All the Arrowheads need is half a tackle from Johnson and he would win.  So keep an eye on this one.

Good luck to everyone this week and keep an eye out for the playoff edition coming out later this week.