Sunday, September 11, 2011

A little something from Brad

I'm going to post up a few pictures that I found on Brad's computer for anyone that would like to make it their gamer pic or that just something nice to look at.  Enjoy!  


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Friday, September 2, 2011

Did you hear that? That was Brock breathing a sigh of relief since CJ signed

Well, phew Damn it. Now that the Titans have a running back again I can refocus all of my energy on next weeks draft and figuring out how many different ways I can make our current Super Bowl Chump cry this season.  As far as the league goes everything seems to be right on schedule.  Jay has still yet to sign up for the league, he got himself a Yahoo account but has still yet to make a team in the league.  I am also sure that all of you all have been holding back any questions about this season until 5 minutes before the draft just so we can spend another hour or two explaining the rules to you.  So yep we're right on schedule.  While on the subject of being on schedule it didn't take long for Patrick to call and ask if I was taking CJ third overall.  I will tell you all the same thing I told him;  I was all set to start my season without CJ and now he has thrown big fuckin' wrench in it all.  So I don't think I even know yet.  I'm going to try this weekend to have epiphany this weekend by drinking until  I start seeing shit.  I'll let you know what the spirit guides tell me on Monday.

Speaking of spirits "Tino"  you still alive MoFo? If anyone sees him this weekend be sure to let him know that we have a draft on Wednesday

Anyways that will wrap it for this week.

In the words of the great Squishy Bear "Go Titans!  Boo Patriots"

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Is that the Smell of Football in the Air or Did Someone Just Piss Themselves?

The DRAFT is exactly two weeks from today and I'm sure that everyone including myself are eagerly awaiting it.  Well everyone except Jay that is, considering he is the only one that has yet to sign up for the league.  So everyone needs to text Jay to let him know what a faggot he is.  Everyone needs to show up on the 7th with their $30 and their own drafting materials.  That doesn't mean showing up an hour early and using up all of the ink in my printer!  Ahem (Fetter) cough...  There will be a 2005 draft sheet made available to anyone that does not bring their own.  Also please feel free to drink as much as you want before and during the draft.  I believe Scott still has some of that shine and Fetter has some of that rubbing alcohol he calls Rum left.  Don said something about half price pizza at jets for the draft.  So holla at him if you want some.

That covers all of the business stuff so lets move onto bitching.  How the hell is that same SOB that squeaked by and won the Superbowl last year, ends up pulling the first pick in the draft.  WTF!  All kidding aside though Fetter would you go ahead and tell everybody who you are going to take with the first pick.  I mean your going to screw it up, like the Panthers did in this years draft anyway.  At least the Panthers had the decency to let everyone know before hand who they were going to screw it up with.

Anyways hope to see everyone in a couple of weeks and wish everyone luck.

You'll need it...

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Hasselbeck to the Titans

Well don't really know how I feel about this one.  I think we paid too much unless we cut the guy after 2 years, which hopefully is the plan.  I got a feeling that the Titans aren't going to be playoff bound this year anyway so I would have been just as happy if they spent less money on an even more mediocre quarterback.  But enough about how my team is screwing up lets' talk about everyone elses.

San Francisco:
 They decided to roll the dice on Alex Smith for one more year, but I think we will be seeing Kaepernick behind center before the season is over. Also rumor has it that Frank Gore is going to hold out, for those of you that want to see Kaepernick take over the starting job this good news because without Gore in the backfield Smith is going to get crushed and placed on IR rather quickly.

Pittsburgh:  They are exceeding the cap limit by over 10 million and yet some how are going to resign Ike Taylor for another 4 years.  In order to get under the cap cuts will be made from the O-line since they haven't had one of those in years anyways.  Also rumor has it that Plaxico might be heading back to the Steel City not as a receiver but as a penal consultant for the team.  Someone to teach them how to make shanks, become someones bitch, and survive life on the inside.  Writing that made me smile :)

Patriots:
Big Fat Al has been traded from the Skins to the Pats for a fifth round pick.  Belichick better keep some treats in his pocket to get Haynesworth to play!  Tom Brady still sucks dong and no one likes New England, so moving on.

Cowboys:
The Cowboys seem to be cleaning house they have released Marion Barber, Roy williams, and Kicker: Kris Brown.  Lets hope that they take some of that money and buy an o-line for Romo otherwise it's back to Kitna and a sub- par season.

Bears:
The Bears have been pretty quite so far.  But give Cutler's EMO ass sometime and he will find something to wine about.  Devin Hester is sad because he wasn't able to get Santana Moss to come to Chicago and teach him how to be a mediocre wide receiver.  They lost Aroshamadododo to the Vikings, hopefully he will become irrelevant and I want have to say his name anymore.

Chiefs:
Only news with the chiefs is that they signed Steve Breaston to a five year deal.  They must feel after their deep playoff run last year that they have all the pieces in place to go all the way this year...  SMH.   Thank goodness they play in the AFC West Huh, Hull?

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

TASTE THE RAINBOW


Just saw this and laughed my ass off.  Thought You all would get a kick out of it.

Monday, July 25, 2011

Football's Back Baby!!!

Well I just heard the news this morning that the players and owners have come to an agreement for a new CBA. This means to let the scramble begin in the NFL for free agency, resigning veteran players, and signing up the rookies.  This year looks to be a scramble of which team can pull it together in the shortest amount of time will be the team to come out on top and fantasy football should be no different.  Since the league's "timekeeper" otherwise known as Don has already contacted me twice so I knew that time was starting to run short.  So lets just get right to it.

The first game of the season is on September 8th.  We will look to draft on September 4th.  We will not need a buffer week this year assuming that no one else's old lady is knocked up.  I will be collecting dues from now until draft day. With nearly 6 weeks of advance notice it shouldn't be that difficult to come up with the money between now and then.  The dues are the same as last year $30 dollars.

Finally as always I would like to set up a pre-draft meeting to discuss the upcoming fantasy year (especially with all of the changes taking place).  For right now unless something changes I will scedule the meeting for August 7th and hopefully there will be some football to watch that day.

So just to sum it up:

Pre-draft meeting:  Aug. 7th
Draft:  Sept. 4th
Dues:  $30



The Depressing Shit

For those of you that didn't know Brad passed away in June.  I decided to try and keep this thing going and hopefully not screw it up too badly.  I'm going to try to run this blog the same way he did, so if anything I write offends don't get mad me at me, Brad told me to write it.  Or as Brad would say "Who gives a fuck what you think."  Anyways lets move on from the depressing shit and start talking about how many different ways I'm going to kick your all's asses.