Packers 133.72, Boondock Saints83.00
Did someone say ass beating? The Packers just continue to steadily produce points and wins. While the Boondock Aint's now having the longest losing streak in the league at 7. Has anyone seen or talked to Corey just curious if he is still alive or at the very least has internet access. Regardless someone should probably start canvasing the local battered women's shelters. Speaking of beat downs if someone could take a baseball bat to Brandon and his computer it would be much appreciated. How about you Grant I doubt that you will have anything to do for the next six weeks.
Next Up: Packers Vs DaBears
Next Up: Boondock Saints Vs Sawyer Shinobi's
Sawyer Shinobi's 113.74; Gronk Smash! 112.28
This is one of those games that I got wrong not to mention that it was entire suckfest on both sides. If the Shinobi's had maybe started a full roster it wouldn't have been quite as close, but then again if Rothlisberger wasn't such a candy ass Gronk Smash! might have won. Who knew that Rothlisberger could take a Chrysler head on but then fall victim to the Kansas City Defense. The Shinobi's one bright spot on his team was the Broncos' defense that put him up 34.00 points. On a final note Johnny we all know that your not going to make it to the playoffs, but at least try to submit a full roster otherwise we will have to start blaming your laziness for your losses instead of your incompetence as a fantasy football manager and that's just not any fun.
Next Up: Sawyer Shinobi's Vs Boondock Saints
Next Up: Gronk Smash! Vs Stairway to 7
Chiefs 108.00; Patriots 95.88
This game was more of how the the Patriots failed to win than how the Chiefs took out the first place team. Steven Jackson and Rob Bironas were some of the high scorers for the Chiefs while the Patriots just couldn't get anything going. Rashad Jennings, Wes Welker, Johnathon Stewart, and Nate Washington all under performed their projected totals. Not to mention that Brady didn't blow up his normal 50 points. I do appreciate Hull beating her though she was getting a little pompous being in first place for a week and now she's back where she belongs. (In the kitchen making me a Damn samwich)Next Up: Chiefs Vs Decatur Staleys
Next Up: Patriots Vs Ben there Raped that
Bear Down Brawlers 148.78; Decatur Staleys 138.16
Oh how the mighty have fallen... The Staleys started out this year a strong contender and destined for the playoffs. He wasn't afraid to let you know it either. After a couple of weeks of winning, the Staley's spewed forth more smack talk than Johnny after a pitcher of beer and now find themselves trying to make the playoffs or at the very least avoid the Toilet Bowl. By all rights the Decatur Staleys should have won this one , I mean a defensive player should never outscore a running back especially when said running back is playing Kansas City. I believe this is the Fantasy Gods way of punishing the Staleys for their hubris. Will the gods show mercy or will they continue to punish him all the way to the Golden Plunger. On a personal note the Brawlers have quietly stepped into 3rd place and to them I would like to say I see you and I will be waiting...Next Up: Bear Down Brawlers Vs 49ers
Next Up: Decatur Staleys Vs Chiefs
Stairway to 7 144.94; 49ers 123.90
What do you mean a NFL game can end in a tie?... Well fortunately fantasy has a very small chance of ever ending in a tie. Stairway is looking to turn their fantasy fortunes around and have a good start, by winning their last 3 games. Both teams put up respectable numbers but where Stairway pulled off a victory was some of his players just went off! Mainly Calvin Johnson that had a 34 burger with cheese (that was for you Grant). This helps to cover up the fact that 6 of the 13 starters on Stairways team didn't meet their projected points. As for the 49ers their biggest let down was their WR's, overall they scored half of their projected points. I have a feeling that one of these two teams will sneak into the playoffs, but I can't even begin to tell you which one.Next Up: Stairway to 7 Vs Gronk Smash!
Next Up: 49ers Vs Bear Down Brawlers
Ben there Raped that 176.24; DaBears 112.46
Ah the blowout of the week... I hate to talk about myself especially when I win, so i'll just let Yahoo do it for me.Ben There Raped That crushed Da BearS 176.24 - 112.46 while also putting up the third-highest score of the season. This was a story for the grandchildren, with the 63.78-point margin of victory being the sixth-highest recorded in the league this season. Da BearS was led by Matthew Stafford with 32.46 points and Demaryius Thomas who scored 16.50. Ben There Raped That (7-3, 1,388.38 points) climbs into second place and Da BearS (5-5, 1,340.72 points) stays in fifth place.
That's what I like to see though, my team lighting it up the closer it gets to the playoffs.
Next Up: Ben there Raped That Vs. Patriots
Next Up: DaBears Vs Packers
Power Rankings
Place Team Record Win% Div. Rec Pts scored Pts Agnst
1. Packers 7-3-0 .700 5-1-0 1420.02 1308.52
2. Ben There Raped That 7-3-0 .700 5-1-0 1388.38 1103.14
3. Bear Down Brawlers 7-3-0 .700 3-3-0 1339.52 1250.92
4. Patriots 7-3-0 .700 4-2-0 1263.16 1191.68
5. Da BearS 5-5-0 .500 5-1-0 1340.72 1393.58
6. Sawyer Shinobi's 5-5-0 .500 2-4-0 1169.84 1209.10
7. Stairway to 7 4-6-0 .400 2-4-0 1365.98 1420.92
8. 49ers 4-6-0 .400 2-4-0 1288.92 1333.56
9. Gronk Smash! 4-6-0 .400 3-3-0 1277.34 1264.30
10. Decatur Staleys 4-6-0 .400 3-3-0 1214.92 1304.28
11. Chiefs 4-6-0 .400 0-6-0 1206.92 1283.82
12. boondock saints 2-8-0 .200 2-4-0 1032.54 1244.44
Playoff Picture (If season ended today)
Just for S&G's
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