Exactly how the title states, this year has been anything but normal. Currently we have three teams that have gone 5-0. I'm not sure that this has happened in our previous fantasy seasons. And with our three undefeated fantasy teams not having to play each other until week 7 it is possible to have them all go 6-0. Possible, but the odds are against them for that to happen. With all of these changes this fantasy season it sure is comforting to know that some traditions stay the same, isn't that right Don! Enough of the small talk and lets get to the the games, my Legion of Buffoons.
If you would like to see where your Super Villain name came from here's the Link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Superman_enemies
Baltimore Crabs (166.86) Vs Unverile Invalids (155.64)
(Titano) (Rainbow Raider) (Really, still cant spell your name?)
Believe it or not it was a close game here between our 1st place and last place teams. Only 11 points gave the crabs the win this week. Which is great news for our league because if the last place can come that close to knocking off the first place team, then things are staying competitive and should make for an interesting season. Or this is a sign that Dick's team is starting to decline and he is going to take his rightful place as Overlord of the Toilet Bowl. Careful Dick, this week it's a close game, next week you'll suffer your first loss, OOOOHS! NOESSS!
Next up:
Baltimore Crabs Vs. Decatur Staleys
Unverile Invalids Vs. Patriots
Packers (133.06) Vs. Show Me Your TD's (152.20)
(Solar Boy) (Mongul)
Holy shit! Look who decided to win a game! I'll give credit to the TD's, he said that he would go 0-4 and
then he would start winning games. Too bad he didn't specify how many games, so back to mediocrity next week. With a better than average game from Russell Wilson and Julius Thomas going H.A.M. on Dallas D the TD's were able to crawl out of the basement and into 10th place. Which is better than he deserves considering his MAN card was revoked after being afraid that he was going to melt in the rain this past weekend.
Next up:
Packers Vs. Over-underachievers
Show Me Your TD's Vs. Sawyer Shinobi's
Patriots (161.38) Vs. Sawyer Shinobi's (167.72)
(Blaze) (Pee Wee Ragan)
Well the Patriots finally have a good game (fantasy ones, not the real ones) and she gets edged out by the 0 and million Shinobi's. Patriots had a few players that just did outstanding for her, but was truly let down by her "Superstars". While the Shinobi's prove that even a blind squirrel can find a nut every once and in a while. For crying out loud, the fantasy zombie known as Pierre Thomas led his group of fantasy misfits. We can all count this as Johnny one seasonal win for the year and move on.
Next up:
Patriots Vs. Unverile Invalids
Sawyer Shinobi's Vs. Show Me You TD's
Angry Computer Nerd (169.54) Vs. Bear Down Brawlers (134.02)
(Brainiac) (Anok)
Well after my Titans suffered an unbearable defeat this weekend, the only thing there to console me was my fantasy team. The hero of my team (and I can't believe that I am saying this) was Tony Romo. While he let America's Team down (can we please quit calling them that) , he absolutely rocked it in fantasy. Can he play the Broncos every week? As for the Brawlers, we'll just say that history was not on his side and neither was Mat Schuab. Putting up an awesome 0.92 points for the Brawlers and if the Brawlers are looking for revenge this season then he needs to work on that win-loss record, because he wont get another chance until the playoffs.
Brawlers, how do you like the Texan's new uniforms?
Next Up:
Angry Computer Nerd Vs. DaBears
Bear Down Brawlers Vs. Chiefs
Blowout of the Week!!!!
DaBears (165.68) Vs. Decatur Staleys ( 98.40)
(Strongarm Bandit) (Obsession)
Christ... Where to start with this one. STICKNIPPLES!!! You have angered the fantasy gods! Maybe it's your refusal to accept sound advice from your friends,
Sticknipples "I'm starting Bryan Hoyer."
Commish "Uhhh why don't you star Cutler?"
Sticknipples "That's just cray talk." Final score Hoyer 2.10 | Cutler 29.02. Maybe it's your unwillingness to share your hot ass wife. Or maybe it's because YOU WON'T HELP WRITE THE FANTASY BLOG! Meanwhile... At the Legion of Doom. DaBears post another solid game, showing that maybe this is his year to go out in the first round of the fantasy playoffs. Moreno was the only player to go H.A.M. for DaBears, but the rest of his team put up solid numbers, while the Staleys just took a giant dump on the scoreboard.
One more thing Sticknipples, when you are "selling low" on a player that means that you would be doing good to get half of what you think that player is worth in a good year. Otherwise your just "selling".
Next up:
DaBears Vs. Angry Computer Nerd
Decatur Staleys Vs. Baltimore Crabs
Nail biter of the week
Over-underachievers (145.10) Vs. Chiefs (147.16)
I had to look twice this past week when I saw someone dump their entire FAAB budget on two players. First words out of my mouth were "knee jerk reaction". But after losing 4 games straight by less than 10 points combined, I can understand where the desperation comes from. Don't get me wrong it was still a horrible dumb ass decision that only halfway worked out, but hopefully for the rest of us "Fantasy will not favor the bold". I guess all in all it's my Titans fault for the Underachievers failure to win this past weekend or P is just tanking his team so we don't have to draft beside each other next year. Thanks P! On the other side of the ball, The chiefs and the NFL Chiefs can both go suck abnormally large
Equus africanus asinus testicles or for the layman, Huge Donkey Balls.
Next Up:
Over-underachievers Vs. Packers
Chiefs Vs. Bear Down Brawlers
Hey Hull, separated at birth or what!!!!
Good Luck,
The Commisioner
Holy shit! Look who decided to win a game! I'll give credit to the TD's, he said that he would go 0-4 and 
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