Brock's House Fantasy Football League Blog: What the Hell just happened???

You know back when I first started writing this thing I was just doing it for myself. Mainly because I didn't think that anyone else read it, but also because it helped introduce some normalcy into a chaotic time in my life. So a few years later when I got a new job and didn't have as much time to do this, I didn't think that people would care if I wrote the blog or not. So I slacked off... Well the dynamic of the league changed this year and people who had never been able to utter the word "playoffs" without adding the words "I'm not in the", started ~~whining~~ winning and out of nowhere there was inexplicable outcry for me to write the blog again.

Just remember you asked for it...

DaBears (154.16) Vs. Baltimore Crabs(114.70)

DaBears are living it up, having a miracle season and by that I mean that its's a miracle that he's in 1st place. DaBears have had the fewest points scored against them and are running about the middle of the pack in points scored, but yet week after week they manage to squeak by with a victory. Some would say that he's having a clandestine season that will ultimately result in a Super Bowl victory. I say Bullshit! DaBears while a formidable team, are for the most part a mirage, smoke and mirrors that will clear and break in the playoffs like so many #1 seeds before him. A couple of facts for you, few teams have entered the fantasy playoffs at #1 and made it past their first game and only one team has ever had the "Perfect Season". One guess on who did that. So the odds are strongly stacked against him, but with this cake schedule he continues to enjoy who knows...

Crabs, I told your that you're not allowed to win your rookie year. Thank you, for finally starting to conform.

Next up:
DaBears Vs Over-underachievers
Baltimore Crabs Vs Show Me Your TD's

Packers(130.56) Vs Decatur Staleys(115.04)

In what was a true pivotal game for both teams the Packers emerged victorious and look to be heading for the playoffs. While the Staleys will have to fight an uphill battle to make it in as a 6 seed. The funny thing about it is that A.J Green's late game, gift of a touchdown is what put the Packers over the top last week. Even with RGIII putting up a monster of game, the rest of the Staley's team just fell flat, with only 2 of them breaking double digits. Both teams fell short of their projected points though which doesn't bode well for them this close to the playoffs and I know the Packers are counting the days until Rodgers comes back. Which trophy will Rodgers be helping him win though is the real question.

Next Up:
Packers Vs. Unverile Invalids
Decatur Staleys Vs. Chiefs

Bear Down Brawlers(154.02)Vs Over-underachievers(141.34)

DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK.... The Brawlers who had been written off by ~~most~~ everyone, with a (2-6) record have now won two games straight and put himself into a possible playoff situation. With the sporadic teams that we have had this year and the weak records that these teams hold, it makes it possible for just about anyone (except the Invalids) to make the playoffs. Looking at the Brawlers roster it reads more like a Sodoku of NFL players that somehow thrown together seem to work, at least for now. As for the underachievers they've just had a season that never got off the ground. Full of constantly being edged out by narrow margins and roller coaster performances from his star players. Will losing to the brawlers be the first nail in the coffin or will he be able to turn it around before it's too late.

Next Up:
Bear Down Brawlers Vs Sawyer Shinobi's
Over-underachievers Vs DaBears

Patriots(111.00) Vs Chiefs(121.78)

My God! It is fun to make fun of Tom Brady! The Patriots, last years champs have had a nearly laughable season this year and unbelievably still have a chance to make the playoffs. :s This week she went without her precious Tom Brady and was let down by Ej Manuel and about 3/4 of the rest of her team. Brady has been hit and miss this meaning that if she sits him then he blows up and if she plays him then he does jack shit. She starting him this week, so lets hope this trend continues since she's playing myself. On the opposite end of the spectrum the Chiefs have quietly sat in that #2 spot majority of the year and dare not to bring any attention to himself or else he might jinks his chances this year. Well cris cross Drew Brees is a hoss, the rest of the year you will know only loss. Bawahahaaha. The Chiefs should be careful though since up until the Patriots he was on a bit of a slide and his point total has declined over the past 4 weeks. Now is not the time to get cold!

Next Up:
Chiefs Vs Decatur Staleys
Patriots Vs Angry Computer Nerd

Show Me Your TD's(131.98) Vs Unverile Invalids(92.56)

If only we could play the Invalids every week, then we all could be undefeated. The TD's had a pretty average game this week with Russell Wilson and Darren Sproles leading the way. The rest of his team didn't do anything spectacular, but they didn't let him down either. Which was good enough for a win and more than I can say for my team. Invalids, we've discussed it and have decided that next year you don't have to even show up for the draft just drop off your money and we'll let my dog pick your team. We believe it might create more competition in the league this way.