Week 7 Rewind------ I'M BACK B1TCH3S!!!!!

It was an exciting week people.  I started a new job, won this week in fantasy, and most importantly didn't have to wear blue polyester at work for the first time in seven years.  I'm sure most of you have quit reading by now since you have realized that your beloved Grant isn't writing this weeks recap.  Unfortunately he was too busy cutting himself with razor blades after his loss to get to it this week.
So without further ado lets get to it!  and I promise no burgers or HAM this week...

Gronk Smash! 131.78, Chiefs 126.78
So Scott Finally pulls off another win, word has it after news of his victory he was immediately rushed to the hospital.  A few pints of blood and several drugs later Scott commented a single word "Victory!"  All kidding aside glad to see my hetero-sexual life mate is alive and kicking.   Scott's team was lead to victory by Vincent Jackson and of course the Gronk.  The Chiefs team's biggest disappointment was Trent Richardson putting up a CJ like 1.90 points.  A more normal week out of Trent and this game could have gone the other way.  Ehhhh, with both teams at 2-5 we could have seen a   preview of the Toilet Bowl so lets move on.

Next Up:  GronkSmash Vs. Packers
Next Up:  Chiefs Vs. DaBears

Bear Down Brawlers Vs. Patriots
Well so much for the Ellis Mafia.  Amy losing this week obviously debunks any possibilities of some sort of conspiracy.  I mean obviously if there was a conspiracy I wouldn't have willingly lost to my wife, just to turn around and let Don beat her later on.  Unless that's exactly what we want you to think... Bawahahah!  Thanks though Don it is nice to be wearing the pants again in the family.  Don's team was lead by the high scoring Arian Foster with 23.90 points, not quite CJ against Buffalo points but very respectable none the less.  Fortunately the Texans take bye this week and Don will be without his star running back when he plays myself.  Another link in the Ellis Mafia chain?????

Next Up:  Bear Down Brawlers Vs.  Ben there Raped that
Next Up:  Patriots  Vs.  Sawyer Shinobi's

Packers 170.08, Stairway to 7  94.50

Well what do you say with this one.  The Packers keep on finding a way to win while Stairway to 7 has found themselves in a 6 game slump.  So this one was a massacre people with nearly 40 points from Drew Brees and several other players hitting double digits on the Packers team it made for an easy victory.  The only dimly lit spot for Stairway to 7 was Houston's D putting up 25 points.  (Hey Fetter lets talk trade)  Fetter is done for the fantasy season and has now turned his concentration towards avoiding the "Golden Plunger."  I really feel for Fetter being near the top in points and in last place and then I can just picture Brad hearing that news, grinning devilishly, and laughing at his misfortune, and it makes me feel better.  Look on the bright side Fetter there's nowhere else to go but up!


Next Up:  Packers Vs Gronk Smash
Next Up:  Stairway to 7 Vs Decatur Staleys

49ers  101.42,  Sawyer Shinobi's  90.12
Oh look Patrick decided to start playing.  Oh wait it was against Johnathon, that doesn't count!  I'm just kidding it's good to see Patrick win a game, so hopefully my playoff predictions will pan out.  Neither team was very high scoring this week, but in fantasy you'll have those weeks.  The Shinobi's better be careful though or their comeback year for the super bowl will slip through their fingers.  A couple things stood out for me in this match up 1.  Johnathon Dwyer scored more points than most of my running backs and 2.  Vernon Davis only had 1 point and that was for a tackle.  We'll Just have to see if these two teams can turn their playoff hopes around next week.

Next Up:  49ers Vs Boondock Saints
Next Up:  Sawyer Shinobi's Vs Patriots


DaBears  127.52, Decatur Staleys  122.62

I just want to start this one off by saying Ha!  Hahahahahahahaahahah! and neener neener neeeeeener.  It must suck to be you Grant.  Only thing worse than losing by 5 points is losing by a 1/2 point.  (Oooohhh too soon Corey?)  It was a close game only made closer by the fall of MoJo but even after losing a strong starter DaBears were consistent enough to pull off a narrow.  I got to say I really enjoy how Grant has become the villan this year.  It almost seems that everyone would rather beat him more than myself.  I said almost...
I almost forgot I wake every morning wondering how I can screw with Todd in Fantasy Football.  I see the players he might bid on and decide that I will just bid a little bit more.  SMH...

Next Up:  DaBears Vs Chiefs
Next Up:  Decatur Staleys Vs Stairway to 7


Ben there Raped that  126.50, Boondock Saints  75.68

If you're still reading down here I have two syllables for you "C. J."  I hope he's back, but I doubt it.  Because if he is ooohhhss!  Nooooo!  Anyways I would say it was a good game but Cory got stomped.  I was almost feeling bad for him by Sunday night.  But not that bad.  I don't know if he was suffering from the bye week blues or what but his entire team just didn't show up last week.  Bad for him, great for me.

Next Up:  Ben there Raped that Vs Bear Down Brawlers
Next Up:  Boondock Saints Vs 49ers